When life gets challenging, what better way to cheer yourself up than with a few sassy, inspiring and funny self love quotes!
This collection of 71 funny self love quotes are designed to get you out of that rut (that we all inevitably get into), and remind you of the most important person in your life—YOU!
Hilarious self love quotes
The only reason a woman should ever look down is to show off her eye-shadow.
Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time. – Unknown
A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after. – Unknown
Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself. – Corita Kent
Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity. – Andre Gide
Your light is going to irritate a lot of unhealed people. – Unknown
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
I do a thing called ‘what I want.’ – Unknown
Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life. – Renee Rouleau
I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself. – Unknown
They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late. – Unknown
Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman. – Unknown
The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do. – Irma Kurtz
Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait. – Unknown
Do your thing and don’t care if they like it. – Tina Fey
Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. – Mad-D
This looks like a ‘no, thanks’ to me. – Unknown
When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.” – Unknown
When you realize your self-worth, you’ll stop giving people discounts. – Unknown
Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. – Unknown
I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out. – Unknown
I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore. I learned to dress myself. – Nikki Rowe
Current status: distancing myself from bullshit. – Unknown
It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine! – Byron Katie
The things that make me different are the things that make me me. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up! – Alison Sweeney
I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there. – Unknown
Talk to yourself like someone you love. – Unknown
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!” – Unknown
This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.- Unknown
You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company. – Diane Von Furstenberg
Do no harm. Take no shit. – Unknown
Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky. – Unknown
A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit. – Unknown
She remembered who she was, and the game changed. – Lalah Deliah
Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. – Lao Tzu
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself. – Anne Lamott
Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years. – Unknown
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. – Unknown
RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people. – Unknown
Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions. – Unknown
Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. – Maxwell Maltz
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. – Lucille Ball
If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. – Unknown
Be loud about the things that are important to you. – Unknown
Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace. – Unknown
Remember, you can’t pour from an empty cup. – Unknown
Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown. – Unknown
I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. – Unknown
In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act. – Unknown
Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway. Glennon Doyle
I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. – Lailah Gifty Akita
Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards. – Unknown
She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after. – Unknown
Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax. – Unknown
Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres
I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead. – Cheryl Hale
If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. – Unknown
Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you. – Katie Reed
If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid. – Rigel J Dawson
People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable. – Unknown
I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. – Johnny Depp
I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning. – Unknown
We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself. – Mae West
You were born to be real, not to be perfect. – Unknown
Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it. – Unknown
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. – Unknown
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. Frank Zappa
