71 Hilariously funny self love quotes to boost your mood

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When life gets challenging, what better way to cheer yourself up than with a few sassy, inspiring and funny self love quotes! 

This collection of 71 funny self love quotes are designed to get you out of that rut (that we all inevitably get into), and remind you of the most important person in your life—YOU!

Hilarious self love quotes

Funny self love quotes
  1. The only reason a woman should ever look down is to show off her eye-shadow.
  2. Self-care is the greatest middle finger of all time. – Unknown
  3. A wise woman once said, “fuck this shit” and lived happily ever after. – Unknown
  4. Don’t belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself. – Corita Kent
  5. Loving yourself isn’t vanity. It’s sanity. – Andre Gide
  6. Your light is going to irritate a lot of unhealed people. – Unknown
  7. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain
  8. I do a thing called ‘what I want.’ – Unknown
  9. Be good to your skin. You’ll wear it every day for the rest of your life. – Renee Rouleau
  10. I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself. – Unknown
  11. They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late. – Unknown
  12. Never apologize for being a powerful fucking woman. – Unknown
  13. The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
  14. Givers need to set limits because takers rarely do. – Irma Kurtz
  15. Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait. – Unknown
  16. Do your thing and don’t care if they like it. – Tina Fey
funny self love quotes
funny self love quotes
  1. Yes, I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated. – Mad-D
  2. This looks like a ‘no, thanks’ to me. – Unknown
  3. When they say, “it runs in the family,” respond with, “this is where it runs out.” – Unknown
  4. When you realize your self-worth, you’ll stop giving people discounts. – Unknown
  5. Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. – Unknown
  6. I think you’re doing a beautiful job figuring some heavy shit out. – Unknown
  7. I don’t wear the opinions of others anymore. I learned to dress myself. – Nikki Rowe
  8. Current status: distancing myself from bullshit. – Unknown
  9. It’s not your job to like me…it’s mine! – Byron Katie
  10. The things that make me different are the things that make me me. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
  11. People think, ‘Oh, I’m loving myself by sitting on this sofa for four hours.’ Love yourself enough to get up! – Alison Sweeney
  12. I didn’t forget where I came from; I just realized I couldn’t stay there. – Unknown
  13. Talk to yourself like someone you love. – Unknown
  14. Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says, “Oh crap, she’s up!” – Unknown
  15. This is my cup of care. Oh, look, it’s empty.- Unknown
funny self love quotes
funny self love quotes
  1. You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company. – Diane Von Furstenberg
  2. Do no harm. Take no shit. – Unknown
  3. Do not pour your sunshine into someone who does not think of you as their sky. – Unknown
  4. A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit. – Unknown
  5. She remembered who she was, and the game changed. – Lalah Deliah
  6. Care about what other people think and you will always be their prisoner. – Lao Tzu
  7. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Cathy Guisewite
  8. Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself. – Anne Lamott
  9. Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years. – Unknown
  10. Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it. – Unknown
  11. RIP to all the hours I spent explaining myself to other people. – Unknown
  12. Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions. – Unknown
  13. Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two. – A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
  14. Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. – Maxwell Maltz
  15. I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line. – Lucille Ball
  16. If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. – Unknown
  17. Be loud about the things that are important to you. – Unknown
  18. Relationship status: committed to growth, self-love, and inner peace. – Unknown
  19. Remember, you can’t pour from an empty cup. – Unknown
  20. Stop shrinking to fit places you’ve outgrown. – Unknown
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self care quotes funny
  1. I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener. – Unknown
  2. In a society that profits from your self-doubt, loving yourself is a rebellious act. – Unknown
  3. Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway. Glennon Doyle
  4. I am a queen because I know how to govern myself. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  5. Strong women don’t have attitudes; they have standards. – Unknown
  6. She had no fucks to give, not even one. And she lived happily ever after. – Unknown
  7. Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax. – Unknown
  8. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer. – Ellen DeGeneres
  9. I think we should start calling our mistakes ‘growth spurts’ instead. – Cheryl Hale
  10. If you’re waiting for a sign, this is it. – Unknown
  11. Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you. – Katie Reed
  12. If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid. – Rigel J Dawson
  13. People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable. – Unknown
  14. I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it. – Johnny Depp
  15. I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning. – Unknown
  16. We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself. – Mae West
  17. You were born to be real, not to be perfect. – Unknown
  18. Above all, be true to yourself, and if you cannot put your heart in it, take yourself out of it. – Unknown
  19. If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. – Unknown
  20. If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. Frank Zappa
self care quotes funny
self care quotes funny